xxxxxxxxx: i love the cock
sleepercat: er, hi?
xxxxxxxxx: will you give me your cock
sleepercat: you can have my rooster

It’s a weird night. I looked up this person’s aim and she’s actually a girl. Or at least, my best guess is that it’s one of her friends spoofing her.

She even gave me her home address (she lives in California). I’m almost certain there is a news crew waiting for me to show up :/

I wonder how she got my aim ?

So, in honor of this weird chat, I bring to you “Detachable Penis” and “Penis Size and Cars”. I have one more penis song by Momus, but I’m saving that one…

King Missile was best known for this “Detachable Penis” song, which played on radio and MTV (back when they actually played music videos). I was surprised to find out that they released a 9th album in 2004.

As for Theaudience, you may know their singer, Sophie Ellis-Bextor. More on Sophie, much later, but for now she has a new single, “Catch You” which was released last month.