Sex Sells, Part Two
Sex Sells, Part Two
In “Sex Sells, Part One“, I showed you the very breast of album art. In part two, we’ll be taking a closer look at what the men can offer… well mostly.
In Sex Sells, Part Three, I am hoping to have another round of steamy covers to show off. If you have any suggestions, feel free to contact me.
THE ROLLING STONES
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Who could forget this classic cover artwork of Sticky Fingers by The Rolling Stones? It’s 1971 and Andy Warhol is the photographer and art designer for the record. I believe this was the first (and only?) album to feature a working zipper – that when you pull down to reveal the guy’s underwear!
VH1, in 2003, named Sticky Fingers the “No.1 Greatest Album Cover” of all time, and who can argue with that?
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For someone who claims to be asexual and celibate, Morrissey’s Your Arsenal (1992) gave long-time Morrissey fans something to ponder with its cover and album title. The photograph by Linder Sterling shows us a playful Morrissey with a suggestive pose, a flash of the tongue and holding the microphone like he’s got the whole world in his hand.
With his upcoming Years of Refusal out on Attack Records on February 17th, 2009 – The Mozzer will also be setting on his “Tour of Refusal” World Tour. The most interesting thing I’ve read is once you pre-order Years of Refusal, you are given the opportunity to buy advance tour tickets prior to public sale. Details of the tour dates are below. 02/28/09 Boca Raton, FL Mizner Park
03/01/09 Orlando, FL Hard Rock live 03/03/09 Jacksonville, FL Florida Theater 03/04/09 St. Petersburg, FL Jannus Landing 03/06/09 Myrtle Beach. SC House of Blues 03/07/09 Atlanta, GA Variety Playhouse 03/09/09 Asheville, NC Orange Peel 03/11/09 Durham, NC Durham Performing Arts Center 03/13/09 Richmond, VA The National 03/14/09 Washington, DC Warner Theater 03/16/09 Montclair, NJ Wellmont Theater 03/17/09 Pittsburgh, PA Carnegie Music Hall 03/19/09 Buffalo, NY University of Buffalo Center for the Arts 03/21/09 New York, NY Bowery Ballroom 03/22/09 Philadelphia, PA Acadmy of Music 03/25/09 New York, NY Webster Hall 03/26/09 New York, NY Carnegie Hall 03/28/09 Mashantucket, CT Foxwoods 03/29/09 Boston, MA House of Blues 03/31/09 Ann Arbor, MI Michigan Theater 04/01/09 Columbus, OH Palace Theater 04/03/09 Milwaukee, WI Eagles Ballroom 04/04/09 Chicago, IL Aragon Ballroom 04/06/09 Minneapolis, MN State Theater 04/07/09 Kansas City, MO Midland Theater 04/08/09 St. Louis, MO Pageant Theater 04/10/09 Dallas, TX Palladium Ballroom 04/11/09 Houston, TX Jesse H. Jones Hall 04/12/09 Austin, TX Bass Concert Hall 04/14/09 El Paso, TX Chavez Theater 04/15/09 Albuquerque, NM Sunshine Theater PS, Remember all those rumors last year that Morrissey will stop touring, and I laughed it off on our podcast? |
 THE BLACK CROWESblackcrowes.com ♥ myspace.com The Black Crowes first came into fame with their rocking version of Otis Redding’s “Hard to Handle“. I don’t think they have ever achieved such success, at least from what I remember. They did have a bit of a controversy with their cover artwork for Amorica, because of the pubic hairs. If memory serves me, most of the version that was eventually released just had all black except for the triangle. Anyway, the Black Crowes got the image from Hustler Magazine (July 1976). They are currently doing a few tour dates: 12/17/08 The Fillmore San Francisco, California
12/19/08The Fillmore San Francisco, California 12/20/08 The Fillmore San Francisco, California Obviously Yuppie Pricks’ Balls. is an homage to The Black Crowes’ album.
Their biography lists them as ” self-styled pharmaceutical business magnate”, but the truth is, they’re just good old punk guys. They obviously have a sense of guys humor with their influences in old 70s punk bands like the Buzzcocks and the Sex Pistols. Apparently the cover image is of Trevor Middleton. Balls. is out now and you can pick it up from their record label, Chicken Ranch Records. |
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The Silentreatment’s lustful lesbian cover of Sinful Acts of Audio is obviously trying to catch your attention… and it certainly got mine.
The Silentreatment are an alternative rock band from Pennyslvania, they kind of remind me of Matchbox Twenty, which I’m sure is a good thing. Most of their songs seems to be searching for love, at least on first impression. Check out “Pretty Little Girl”, with that blowing kiss at the end! Looking at their store, it looks like they are offering their music as a free download, but making money on T-Shirts and physical CD (which I recommend). Check them out on tour: 12/26/08 Ole Tyme Charley’s Plains, Pennsylvania
12/27/08 Bar Louie @ Mohegan Sun Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania 01/02/09 Tonic Dunmore, Pennsylvania 01/30/09 Tink’s Entertainment Complex Scranton, Pennsylvania 02/06/09 Tonic Dunmore, Pennsylvania 02/15/09 Tink’s Entertainment Complex Scranton, Pennsylvania 03/06/09 Tonic Dunmore, Pennsylvania 03/20/09 Tink’s Entertainment Complex Scranton, Pennsylvania 03/27/09 NEPA’s Rock Autism Now Scranton, Pennsylvania |
Dionyza’s Quite Like Me was released earlier this month (12/08/08), and the cover artwork I was given (not seen here) features her two assets. Actually, the final artwork for Quite Like Me has a bit of a sexual suggestion as well – it’s hard to miss.
I was expecting to sound more Disney-esque, ala Highschool Musical, but it’s definitely more R&B and pop. The reason why I had this misconception is that she sang on the High School Musical. The production is excellent, the music and background mixes are there to play around her innocent (“Quite Like Me”) – yet experienced (“Give It To Me”) – sweet voice. She seems really comfortable performing and singing, but it shouldn’t be such a surprise as she comes from a musical family:
My song choice would probably be “I Told Myself” because it samples from a Kanye West, Jay-Z and Scarface song. You can pick up Quite Like Me from Little Dizzy Records. Other fun fact: Dionyza provides the singing voice for Sasha and Jade on the cartoon The Bratz. |
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Xiu Xiu is an experimental indie band from the West Coast. The band revolves around singer-songwriter Jamie Stewart, who got their name from a Chinese film called Xiu Xiu: The Sent Down Girl (1998).
They first gained fame (at least on my radar) with their second album, A Promise, featuring a very disturbing photography of a naked asian man. You can see the uncensored cover on wikipedia (not safe for work). The recording of the album was struck with tragedies: original members Yvonne Chen left the group, while Cory McCulloch only wanted to work on production, Stewart’s father committed suicide. Certainly you can hear the sadness on these songs on A Promise. It looks like the band is kind of on a break after their Women As Lovers release. There’s some sort of Polaroid Project Book or something and band member, David Horvitz, stated that he will not be able to be on the next Xiu Xiu tour. |
This The Madeline EP by Padre Pio just came in house and looking at the cover artwork, I can’t quite tell if it’s a woman or a man. It’s quite androgynous, isn’t it ? I would hazard a guess that it’s a woman, possibly the Madeline.
The EP was released earlier this month and it was an easy six song listen. I did like the background piano on the title song, “Madeline”, and something about her bleeding. Is she hurt? It’s a mystery to me. David Mosey’s vocals has a vague resemblence to The Psychedelic Furs’ Richard Butler. It was a surprise to find out that their keyboardist, Joe McGinty – who previously spent five years playing keys for the Furs! The other thing is that the EP reminds me so much of early 90s British alternative music – mainly focusing on the lead singer. None of the musical instruments (including the sax on “Common Day” or the girl-pop backup singers on “Whenever Moonlight”) ever distracts you from Mosey’s clear voice. They will be playing at The Delancey in New York on January 29th. |
